Some shirts and records and books and stuff. Buy ‘em up. If you’d prefer, just go to our Storenvy Page, which where all this stuff is pulling from. Our Facebook page has the same stuff; see the Store tab.
Beat Kitchen Poster - $10.00
Added on: 03/14/12
We've got a few of these rad posters left from our recent Chicago show. It was designed by FugScreens Studios, has 10 different colors, heavy stock, and signed/numbered by the artist. Cool!
Zero Degrees Zip Hoodie - $35.00
Added on: 01/12/12
This image is on the back, on the front it says BANNER PILOT on the left side. stay warm!! They are J America brand
Bike Shirt (on grey) - $15.00
Added on: 01/12/12
This is actually on "ice grey" not white! You can see the color in the 2nd picture
Resignation Day (CD) - $10.00
Added on: 04/04/10
This is remixed/remastered version of our first full length album. Came out fall 2010 on Fat Wreck Chords, recorded in late 2007/early 2008 and originally came out later in 2008 on Go Kart Records.
Pass The Poison (CD) - $5.00
Added on: 04/04/10
This is out first release, a 7 song EP recorded in 2006 and self-released on our own Arsenic Records.
You Idiot (Book) - $10.00
Added on: 04/05/10
This book collects the first four issues of the fanzine You Idiot, the first issue of the fanzine Whiskey Plus, a previously unpublished issue of each, and a bit of other unpublished content. "An intelligent conversation about the absurd world around us" is what Razorcake said about it.
Our Fat Wreck debut, released 9/1/2009.
Released Oct 24, 2011. Fat Wreck ChordsHit the Ground Stumbling (Book) - $10.00
Added on: 11/05/11
Nate's New Book!
Quick Overview
Hit The Ground Stumbling is a book about the author's teenage friendship with a sullen troublemaker from a strict religious family named Rick Denton, and the chaotic progression they both make into adulthood.
Details:
Rick went from being fed a diet of church and Christian Rock at the age of 13 to giving himself homemade satanic tattoos at the age of 15. From there he had stints in rehabs and mental institutes, encounters with cops and drugs, various botched robberies, and the occasional runaway attempt across the country. The book traces this progression of Rick's through the years, tries to figure out what happened, and compares the experiences to the author's own uneasy stumble into adulthood. Although the themes in the book are serious, a number of the stories and anecdotes are humorous, giving a more entertaining, less somber look at some of the more painful, awkward, or just weird experiences of being a teenager.
Everything from ridiculous, Mountain Dew-fueled games of Dungeons & Dragons games at a young age, to initial, hapless attempts at shoplifting, to Rick's strange slide into pseudo-Satanism is touched on with an eye for the absurd. Through the funny and weird and sometimes scary actions, there's a story about a friendship forming and breaking, about early age attempts at figuring out who you are and where you're going, and about how seemingly minor throwaway decisions you make end up tracking you and setting your course.
Pass the Poison Tape - $5.00
Added on: 01/01/12
Dead format? Says who? Horsehead Records put out this tape release of our 2006 EP Pass the Poison and limited it to 100 copies.
J Church Cover CD - $5.00
Added on: 02/11/12
"Let's Do It For Lance!" was a benefit CD made around 2006/7 to help cover medical costs for Lance Hahn of J Church/Cringer who was in the hospital at the time. We covered "Part of the Problem." Sadly, Lance passed on shortly after/before the release. I found a few of these tonight in my closet so thought I'd put them up here - I'll donate any sales to the Animal Humane Society of Minnesota - Nick